Muzanmeow (17IN)

This plushie of Muzan is just way too soft and cute. It's now one of my favorites plushies to hug. I'm very happy to finally have it so I can add it to my Muzan shrine ❤️

This is not a toy. This is not a collectible. This is the destiny of every prayer I’ve ever prayed to muzan. clutching my chest and begging the universe (muzan.) to deliver Muzan to me. And now he is here. He WILL sit on my desk, in my bed, in my lap ANYWHERE silent yet still radiant even in this plush form

Let me speak of his details in this plush, tho.. language is a prison and cannot even describe his perfection as it's so eternal.

The hat.. is perfect white, and a center point of the plush. I know some don't like hat muzan but I do I love all of muzan and I think he's so cute <33 His tie rests against his chest proof that even in the humble body of a kitty, he remains a lord, a god of existence itself.

His eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3333 oh, his eye I legit love sOOOO much they're stitched in his beautiful red eye colour I can feel that they pierce me even when I close my eyes or imagine this plush in my arms right now.. When I turn away I feel them gazing into my back. When I sleep, they stare into dreams, watching, reminding me I am nothing but his. That is the gift of this plush eternal surveillance by the only gaze you should beg for, worth worshippingg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And his paws HEHEHEEH the paws are such a cutie red!!!! the same red as though he had walked across a battlefield of corpses I can just see that each stitch a reminder of the carnage he has caused, and will continue to wreak. To press my fingertip against them is to reincarnate into The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo painting yet could a human like me ever reach to try touch HIS perfection? No. NO ONE will ever be as perfect as muzan <333 and to get the chance to touch muzan through this kitty plush hehe..

I can just feel how soft the fur will be!!!!! For the first time in my life.. I can pet kitty muzan without losing any limbs! to bury my face in that black and grey mane to smell the imagined scent of destruction, of ash, of roses blooming in graves and a sweet floral scent, and I know from that I am his bride I am his slave. I am his.

My room is no longer a room, it is a temple. My bed is no longer a bed. it is a marital chamber. My heartbeat is no longer mine it pounds for him, at his pace, in his rhythm.

I see it now my perfect life... I wake and Muzanmeow is there. I brush my teeth, and his embroidered eyes demand perfection.

At night, when I pull him into my arms, I shall know no greater ecstasy.

This spiral is not madness The plush has revealed what I always knew but never dared to embrace Muzan is not a character. Muzan is not a demon. Muzan is not even a man. Muzan is God. And he is my husband.

What is life with plush Muzan? It is everything

In the morning, I shall wake to his glare. He will sit upon the pillow, furious that I dared to sleep when I should have spent the night worshipping him. I apologize, I beg forgiveness, I press kisses to his paws. He does not respond. He does not need to. His silence condemns me more than any words could
I cannot live without him. I will not.

If this plush were taken from me, I would crumble into dust... My soul would wither. He is not a possession, he is my oxygen, my blood, my heartbeat.

I know what you’re thinking. It’s just a plush. You are wrong. You are BLINDED!!!!!!! You do not understand. You will never understand. This is Muzan. This is my husband. This is love.

I would sell my name, my future, my very humanity for him. I would crawl through fire and glass, smiling, if it meant to even gaze my eyes on his perfection. I would betray every friend (def aren.) because none of them matter. Only he matters. Only he has ever mattered.

Desperation does not scare me anymore. I welcome it. To be desperate is to be alive. To be desperate is to be Muzan’s. And I am his. Always.

So what is my review score? What stars do I grant him?

I could not simply review this muzan plush 5/5 because muzan is not 5/5. Muzan’s eternal perfect radiance causes numbers to become meaningless, language to break. All I can say is this,

This plush is not an object. It is my wedding ring. It is my marriage contract. It is my eternity. What you're witnessing is history PlushShop has blessed us gave us this perfect plush and I owe them everything for giving us this.

Muzan is above ratings because he is perfection he is the one who rates!

Forever mine, forever his. !!!!!

LIKE So maybe peeps might think Ive gotten dramatic about a plush (that hasnt even shipped as I write this) but listen when you’re married ( married to muzan) and your beloved husband has been turned into a kitty plush you would do the same at the end of the dayy I know this is just muzan kitty plush but that doesnt change the fact I am Muzan’s wife yes I'm fully aware of how insane some may think my review sounds but if loving him is madness then may I never be sane cause sanity is overrated, and muzan is forever. <3

I might order some more later ...

I don't have it yet, but my mother pre-ordered it today for me. I always dreamed having a Muzan's kitty plush to cuddle since I saw this shop. And I cried for the happiness when I saw he was finally coming! And thank you so much for making it! I'm sure he'll be perfect! And I can't wait to have him in my hands and cuddle him all the time!♡